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Moose and Your New Pet on the Loose!

Hola Bitcholas, Is it Thursday? Yes. Did we conduct a Men's Room Poll today? Yes. Was the Men's Room Poll of equal import as previous Mens Room Polls. Sure. Today we asked you to pick one of he following to keep as a pet...in your room: A ball python A tarantula A rooster or A possum? On an...
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Edgy News Abound

Hola Bitcholas, Today we talked knives. Knives were, for various reasons, all over the headlines the last few days. Sure, there are bigger headlines in the news, but when you peel away the day-to-day evaporation of sense that passes for news, you get back to headlines about the goofy. You make...
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Booze is Better Than the News

Hola Bitcholas, Totally spaced out on writing a blog today until Wobbin asked me, "is there a blog today?" My response was "f***********K!" Wobbin took that as a sure sign that I was working it. And now I'm proving her right. Truth-be-told, I was terribly distracted all day by the news. The news...
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Bowl of Nacho Day Off Yet

Hola Bitcholas, Today is MLK Jr. Day so much of the American workforce is off today. Not us. We COULD have had the day off but we decided to work today and exchange this day for the Monday after the Super Bowl. Taking that particular Monday off isn't about getting super-drunk for the Super Bowl. It...
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Do NOT Make Eye Contact with the Dolphins

Hola Bitcholas, Today we wanted to know the 'story you tell where alcohol was involved'. Naturally, there was no shortage to booze-soaked tales...but we got side-tracked by two entirely different topics. The first "shiny object" that distracted us involved jury duty. Miles, you see, has been...
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Wall of Morality, Make Your Mark

Hola Bitcholas, Today is the day of our 'Mens Room Poll', where we ask you something stupid. Or uncomfortable. This week was no different. Today we wanted to know which of the following posters you'd display in your home: Kevin Spacey Harvey Weinstein Bill Cosby R. Kelly Yep. Until tomorrow, do...
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Uncomfortable Eye Contact with Your Coffee

Hola Bitcholas, ​Went to Starbuck's earlier today for a big ol' frosty mug of fart-juice. Fart-Juice is what we, affectionately, call the 'venti' caramel frappucino. It's delicious because it's made from sugar and fat. Side note: I always tell them my name is 'Agamimnon'...mostly because they'll...
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Greta Van Fleet Has a Sam to Give

Hola Bitcholas, Sam Kiszka is the bass player of Greta Van Fleet. Truth-be-told, he plays some very slick lines, the band is pretty bad ass and as a result of that, he has my absolute respect AND he can kiss my ass...for the exact reasons I just named. That said, he's truly a nice guy, so I kinda...
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Appeteaser

Hola Bitcholas, How was the weekend? I think I spent most of mine on the toilet. OK, that's an overstatement but there was a point yesterday where I 'visited' the toilet 5 times in 30 minutes.​ It was impressive and disturbing all at once. I'm not sure if I'm getting sick, got sick or was expunging...
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Kick Those Cold Feet Out of Here

Hola Bitcholas, I've been sleeping like sh*t the last few days and have no idea why. But that's not the problem. The problem is that after I finally settle into a slumber, it's only a few hours later that my daughter finds her way into my bed (not a Goddamn thing wrong with HER bed, but...) and...
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