Redfestival

Calling Out the Person You Do NOT Want to Hear From

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day. We blew through about 55 questions today and that's only a little more than usual, but that's a lot of questions. Anyway, today's Mens Room Poll asked the following: all of these people have your phone number... Who do you hope does NOT call you: Kanye...
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Your Bologna Has a First Name, After All!

Hola Bitcholas, If your junk's name was a combination of the names of your first pet and last (or most recent) pet, what would it be? My penis would be named 'Duke Rainbow'. I kinda dig it, but I already named my penis. I did. His name is Lando Calrissian...same as the smooth-ass Star Wars...
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Doppelgang Slang

Hola Bitcholas,​ Our CEO, David Field dropped by the office today, as he does from time to time. The company has about 250 stations, so he has a lot to say. I probably should listen. It's not that he wasn't sharing important information...it's that he looks lie Harry Connick Jr... and I just can't...
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Hiccups are the Devil

Hola Bitcholas, I turned 50-years-old earlier this year and, frankly, I love the age. Hard to explain, but I just feel like I've lived enough life to have some modicum of wisdom and I get to do what I love. Seriously, I love being 50. Except for the 'physical' part. I say this because I'm nursing a...
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Have You Cooked in Your Bathroom?

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked about your bathroom story. Not the usual story of pooping or puking or rummaging through other people's medicine cabinets to see if they have anything worth stealing. Maybe that's just me. Anyway, the story that inspired us comes to us courtesy of (drop-dead gorgeous...
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The Kiss of the Mystery Hiss

Hola Bitcholas, Been away for awhile but we're back...and quite happy about that. Believe it or not, we miss doing the show. It's our 'fun time', dig? But today, for no reason we can identify, there was this strange, high-pitched whistle that accompanied the entire broadcast. At first I was the...
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Redfestival with Us!

Hola Bitcholas, We announced the date for this year's Red Festival! September 14th at the Enumclaw Expo Center. ..so mark your calendars. Like every year we will offer beer, food and music but this year we might have a little 'extra'. I can't get into all the 'details' because (1) there aren't any...
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Thanks for Festing with Us!

Hola Bitcholas, Great weekend. Redfestival was a blast. Very good time. If you were there, you know this already...if you weren't, I'm letting you know now. (You can peep all the photos on the social medias, I'm told.) First of all, everyone was so very kind. Understand that this means a lot to us...
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You RED-y?!

Hola Bitcholas, Today has been a crazy day. As we prepare for Redfestival, there's been a lot of stuff going on. All good stuff, but there is a lot of insanity. One of the unexpected things we did today was tape a tv commercial. I don't believe any of this were aware of this until we actually...
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Nacho, Burrito, Bring Your RED Speedo!

Hola Bitcholas, Today's Men's Room Poll was simply this: Pick one: Soft Shell Taco Hard Shell Taco Burrito Nachos Sadly, we talked about it all day and I am f**king starving now! OK bitches, two more days to Redfestival ! Get your ass there and have a good time with us! Do it! Until tomorrow, do...
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