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Hiccups are the Devil

Hola Bitcholas, I turned 50-years-old earlier this year and, frankly, I love the age. Hard to explain, but I just feel like I've lived enough life to have some modicum of wisdom and I get to do what I love. Seriously, I love being 50. Except for the 'physical' part. I say this because I'm nursing a...
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Our Bucket List Interviews Are a Plenty!

Hola Bitcholas, These are the people I'd like to interview; - the man whose "penis is too small!" - the "bitch" who got "cut off!" - the bride's maid who "wedding puked" - the wedding couple when the "owl hits the window" - 'Jay'... as in, "let's reel it in, Jay!" - Not Joey Chestnut, but the guy...
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Mmm, Bee Puke!

Hola, How the hell are you? Me? Well, like yesterday, my voice is still a tin bucket full of gravel. I don't know if I was as pterodactyl-screech bad as yesterday, but it still sucked. Both my voice and how my throat feels. Before the show I went on a long, arduous hunt for that throat-coating...
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