Poop

That's NOT What We Asked

Hola Bitcholas, Totally forgot to write a blog yesterday. It happens. So here I am today. Today we asked...well, we didn't 'ask', it was a fill-in-the-blank...but we wanted to know, "one time I had to clean up _____________!" We had 3 or 4 news stories to support the question and NONE of them had...
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Kitty Roca?

Hola Bitcholas, As we do, we got side-tracked today with talk of food that looks like poop. Sounds ridiculous, but someone brought up the Baby Ruth candy bar. They're delicious, sure, but they straight up look like sh*t. I was confident that Baby Ruths' were the only one...but no. Here were a few...
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What Landed on...EW!

Hola Bitcholas, Based on the direction today's show went...I should say, ONE of the directions today's show went...we were left with the question of what probably happens more: Cow afterbirth on someone's neck OR a bat landing on naked testicles? Admittedly, this is not a typical inquiry, but based...
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NEVER Open the River Pizza!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What Was In the Water?" We asked because there all types of headlines lending themselves to the question: - "Eels negatively effected by cocaine in European rivers" - "Mussels in Puget Sound with traces of opiates" - "Distillery spills bourbon into river, kills...
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When You REFUSE to Give an S

Hola Bitcholas, Lamarr Chambers. Does that name sound familiar? I've made this guy our "Shot of the Day" on two separate occasions...but for the same reason. If you don't know, Lamarr was arrested in Essex, England back in January for SUSPICION of having drugs. He was detained, but they're pretty...
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