Gesundheit, Dammit

Hola Bitcholas, Been sneezing all day. Between the flu making the rounds and allergy season upon us, I am by no means the only person suffering a case of the 'itchy nose', but it doesn't make it any less annoying. On the bright side, each sneeze is very satisfying. They dig deep and bring the...
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Pantsless Wonders!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What could you not believe someone did in front of you?" The question was inspired by long list of storires that made us scratch our head. There's a woman in Tampa who was busted for shoplifting. Whatever. It's when she started masturbating in front of a teen on her...
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Book Your Flight After a Flight!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "Good or bad, what did you buy drunk?" There was the usual variety of junk food, dumb kitchen products from late night TV and clothes, but my favorite was the guy that booked a trip around the world. It wasn't so much his story, but his attitude. See, he strongly...
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Do You Even Design, Bro?

Hola Bitcholas, Today's blog is nothing more than a request from anyone out there who is a cartoonist, graphic designer, etc, to help us and help me. US: we have a show related project that you might enjoy. ME: I have a solo project that you might enjoy. That's my sale pitch, but truthfully, if you...
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Half Centurian!

Hola Bitcholas, Happy Monday to all...if there is such a thing. My 50th birthday was on Friday. I'm still in disbelief, but only because I truly never thought I'd make it. I know everyone says that, but I can say with certainty that the first 30 years of my life were made up of a series of poor...
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NEVER Open the River Pizza!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What Was In the Water?" We asked because there all types of headlines lending themselves to the question: - "Eels negatively effected by cocaine in European rivers" - "Mussels in Puget Sound with traces of opiates" - "Distillery spills bourbon into river, kills...
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