A Movement to Get Happy

Hola Bitcholas, Gotta make this quick because I have to go to a thing at my kid's school tonight. I never liked school and now here I am having to go to THEIR school. How the f**k does this happen? Anyway, today we asked about getting "busted" doing something that you didn't know other people were...
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I Do Declare, There's Something Wrong With Your Air!

Hola Bitcholas, I can't stop farting. That's all I've got. Sure, you might think that I fart all day...and I do, sorta. It's more that "all day" there's a solid chance that I will fart, but today is different. Today has been like one looooooong fart that I cut off and revisit later. That said, in...
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