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Your Bologna Has a First Name, After All!

Hola Bitcholas, If your junk's name was a combination of the names of your first pet and last (or most recent) pet, what would it be? My penis would be named 'Duke Rainbow'. I kinda dig it, but I already named my penis. I did. His name is Lando Calrissian...same as the smooth-ass Star Wars...
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So THAT's What That Is!

Hola Bitcholas, I'm not trying to say my memory is sh*t, but my memory is sh*t. It just is. And I don't mean my memory of things from 20 years ago, I mean from yesterday. On yesterday's blog I brought up 'first concerts' and shared mine (KISS, by the way). Fast forward to this morning and for the...
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What Was YOUR First Concert?

Hola Bitcholas, My daughter is going to the Taylor Swift concert tonight. She's 7-and-a-half and this will be her first concert. While I'm not a fan of Taylor Swift or her music, I recognize that she's a f**king juggernaut and, frankly, my daughter loves Swift. So, this will be her first concert...
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