International Boat Meat Day, Bitches!

December 1, 2017

Hola Bitcholas,

Can you feel it in the air? Is it palpable? That sense of excitement that's crackling through the ether is a direct result of today being International Boat Meat Day!  Why no, I'm NOT kidding.

What is International Boat Meat Day? Frankly, I'm offended that you asked, but IBM Day is a celebration of all things Men's Room Original Sausage. Today only (11/30), you can buy Men's room sausage at a 10% discount. Buy it at Uli's, buy it online at Uli's or buy it online through the site. See what we did there?  We are celebrating BOAT MEAT!

Why do we call it "boat meat"?  Well, Robin might be kind enough to include the actual audio (that's a HINT, ROBIN... although I don't know if it can be done!) but I had a meltdown on the air last year after some radio guy on some other station (I honestly can't remember) took issue with the Washington State Ferry carrying Men's Room Original Sausage. If I remember correctly, (and who the f**k knows?) there was some problem with the name of our sausage and he made a 'thing' out of it.  

Look, we know that 'Men's Room Sausage' doesn't sound appetizing...we're not (too) stupid, but it's a good sausage and who cares what it's called? Anyway, I called his ass out and somehow, in my flustered state, referred to the sausage as Boat Meat...thus, 'boat meat' was born.

OK, I'm outta here.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!