04-20-18 Seg 3 Mens Room Enjoys A Salad

Friday, April 20th

Emails, Ted vs the FCC, Bad Jokes and the Shot of the Day!


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So about ten years ago or so important the Michael in a restaurant I'm doing and not trip an early afternoon. And the delivery guy on there and god is mentioned that there delivery guy it is and that the American gentleman. So my manager go over a popular guy and they're about the employee and a bit what are. And the manager says he can and how today what's going on in the gynecology at the Olympic that delivery that he did not the work and he got the other so my manager lurched out. Then you'll spot the real slave driver. Can almost hear like that turned tables grass what they do a movie let's. Yeah realized that. Yeah exactly so no words were said that drivers are given amnesty guy and he just take other important turned the run walk. At at at what ended at that you both literally just don't say anything else who's a guy named if I want to say that. There was a guy recently I think he was a he was a basketball. Announcers alike that we did what did you hear about the story yet he's a announcer for the Oklahoma City Thunder although it was the Oklahoma City Thunder back. Akira was a Westbrook Westbrook was on on fire having a great playoff game and with this guy said was that he was playing out of his cotton picking mind right. It's just that he's got to get us yet so he's got a week off. It was a scheduled. He's that's ticket is scheduled vacation whose children. CN may be in a few weeks too lazy don't pin that only a skilled medications are people that just got drug that's it well at least that guy legitimate site. My dad I'd rightly that they you know we're what does this when the people come back and ago. But the usual pro scheduled dirt and who's better I don't know why I couldn't put up for what which they did give you didn't. It's all right if it never came back when you don't words do you or someone else 3844999. Hole owed big drought welcome to the men's room. And. And yeah. Okay start kind elect its internal and storied so I was on the first day with my current boyfriend and we're at a bar and he got the back. After Al and this kid Mark Recchi probably maybe like. 21 and it's that and keep locked up to me and he does so you know actually got my social media and having him right now. No no don't got one yes I'll tap your phone number actually had no have a blade right gets out Omar not complete transcript from the Merck. Action and well OK okay and I'm not that. Well porridge. That I end up leaving the table and then my boy trapped them all I heard you have a question asked me. And he got out none are not their final ever and so we walked outside and we catch a guy like walking to a friend he'll. Who bit you know bleep bleep bleep and light. So Gary questioned him and shoved them and then it's French come up include Japan on it such public K. I'm lucky touch him again out in July at the counter like stopped he looked and he has. 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I don't want to EJ I don't know yet. What is he a lot of them are all the wild Larry you asked. Also beltway may use that I don't wanna tell you what after the general thinking what does that would have contact auto auto lab. I'm the hand down its socket and doesn't this really wasn't. Anyway to let it regular UTQ I'd be able sweeter and down Landis is he knows that. He's already yelling Allah please sorry for uncertain if you're gonna gun owners than an option. A good serve that much more tomorrow amid federal mug I'm usually looking to put much thought Lamar put. Our color modes that DR cystic fibrosis benefit their. 28 year puts on your debated if black tie gala unsure and he happened to be in the restrooms. Are using your at all. And Jay Buhner pulled into the national Mexico. And my father obviously and a little gadget vault quite put forward. You look at chain beginner he says they're not so big and Jay Buhner and a great sense the only gate they over the top of the required to myriad. Hopefully bring a similar Boehner and cook book called good. They don't like you caddie told that the ball is dead go back the table as well everybody did you know what that is able Obama. Double compared to thirty point out of their disallowed them. Okay gotta to Jay Buhner is huge. Like he is a large large there aren't my breath large banner he's eight. He looks like he lifts more now than he did when he played a mean that guy is big. That is not a guy you want the pistol. Well I wanted a world would say when now what did words do you or someone else 3844999. Alumni summits the amount tomorrow's call drew good ecology the blown. Hello Jeff welcome to the bedroom at the top. So I've been married a couple of times and they're very global present wife forty years Greg's help. Were married probably a year and we've gotten some stupid argument about not been and I said that the bloody out beat such a bitch and I used my ex wife's name. Saw the ball. Idea I was a little chillier media in the house were a few days. You actually build and everything drop as the problem and I went and I don't windows I thought why don't more movie I am a great burden on your miles and days go on he's walking around egg shells for daisies. Do you have to about it which it reminded me for a quite alone seems to remind everybody now this is still brings about a dozen G. Now she's got it is critical on the ice and how does he lab as a way ahead. And I. Don't accountability better look do you look at the film didn't realize. And as I know what you mean matadors do you Arizona austerity 844999. Cola. Hello Shelby welcome to the miserable damp. Oh I'm okay. Ardent Canadian aerospace unless stat or Bremerton. Might as well and our bodies in the morning we all get together and mustard and there it might try and then this other girl though than our division that. They kind of worked learn around you know depend on Spokane but I don't count on their about it she was married of the problem. And not. My friend had a mustache and yeah I try not respond and then. She mentions it I must say in my social truly did and he's like yeah I if I'm not going to be able to keep their hands up now and and doing that now looks in the direction like can we reduce our debt. An Indian battled the word TO MB and it could be years bill and replay it looked in the direction of the two lesbians very group. And supported by our men look if you are doing. Couldn't cope with grip. Oh well. Not the smooth this guy and assuming. No he did that or not but there is no unmoved Danone produced. Been really that important and they don't talk earlier and all yeah as. Sounds that way. But he's got to fire must that threat as I was just feeling like you're trying to do a guy and I must match. Yes Ed that's available I had that again and they are and why would you think did the first volley. She knew she had effort Greg guy but like why would you I don't know they especially I'm assuming that's a younger. A group of individuals and Jesse they've raced on the Lou good language used yet. I just can't imagine that you look at someone and go like you have mustache I'm not that Madonna why Buddha most says there's no method mustaches kind of back. But clearly the doing a good are right that's the differently they'll pull off what do they look at duke. Guys are rock and moss and I now say there's levels of Gaza City with the Mazda. It's about 5050 so be able built to have almost right and you can't really you know it makes sense under faced. Kerry and other guys like look I know you're happy you can grow facial and there but that's all this mustache that. Well buddy Lance his looks could be the firemen to a fixed it went in what I really if I better reasons Jeff couple weeks ago on a random Jeff another Jeff that it's. They have good must now there are now. Just married got it. Yeah that the rain all because of the mustache is Jodie says that no. I just assumed that because it looked that good on OK that I could see every time I saw a moment Jeff with the most. Ash that's how you don't give a good must add to do good must that people saw there. It's a hell of a mustache and no it doesn't that you might must list that's just not a good looking mustache and you know you just rock and a mustache that you have a mustache but you don't have any business having a mustache. Yeah I truly. Like most people stumbled attractive they generally know because I've gone to the light from people telling them that are tracked right I mean it was an ugly you only know your ugly because no one's ever said nurture right now because every comes obviously as an all consuming grocery bar I saw you grab a drink and I felt compelled to come over to let you know you're the ugliest person I've ever seen in my life. People just don't you go tell your ugly Delhi nicer place well yeah like the comments section on FaceBook. Yeah or like then you had a hell of personality and that you guys know if you need to live it it it's thanks champ. Now and plant where did words do you are someone else journey we've got your emails on the way for the men's room events are live doc god you are listening to the men's or radio network. Did you know you don't have turned the men's room. Plus 200 words do yours someone else journey here come those emails in the men's room amends or buy dot com. All they do not so much words to be dirty but in MOG might not Joba look doesn't decide to FaceBook message the entire family about how she. And her dumb as. Husband are getting a divorce and how it's gonna take the kids bubble blah while leaving the tech savvy genius I am I unknowingly had the thumbs up MOG. And two minutes later my wife his three single would you just did. In my state of panic either thumbs up again think he'll arrays the first one. Instead I double thumbs up the message seen by everyone thanks guys that for marais. Guys back in 2006 cousins wedding I get blackout drunk and the reception my dad had to carry me back to the hotel. I passed down in my parents' room after Q being in the elevator down the hallway and on the outside of their room door. Sometime in the middle of the night I woke up walked over to the corner of the room and started to pee in my head on the back at home and I'm in my bathroom. So when my mom started yelling at me asking me what the hell I was doing I yelled back saying shut the F up mom I'm paying to get the hell lot of my bathroom. Well I finished up and randomly stumbled acting bad the next thing I know I Morgan about my dad punching me in the back and hauling my still drunk ass out of that. He showed me out of the room through my pants of me and said your ass is grass the next morning. Well that next morning I was informed that I. The worst part is my mom said I reminded her of her alcoholic father and broke her heart and she's she's still cries whenever I try to bring it up and I have to laugh because c'mon it was twelve years ago that from Jesse the body. I am man. What our guys those as well and I met in school I was in graduate school she was in medical school Smart athletic ran track at Stanford very attractive. She was of various serious Grateful Dead fan. And she documented all forty concert she would do and had a huge collection of dead concert items enlisted the losing of the albums almost daily. Hello there clothing and posters I was not a fan but I became one. But the sixteen months of dating and nothing nearing sex outside of the regular kid as she decided she was ready to have sex at me saying that you're the personality with. Yet Ted I waited that long she was a total package. Well we're naked things go great honestly I was thinking I can merrier she's Smart beautiful all that as the background noises on all of the T beyond. In the middle of our encounter news flash Jerry Garcia had passed. She jumped up Mays started screaming not thinking and trying to be funny as say that's going to be six months for dead it's fine out he's dead. Pastor to come back to bed and she got dressed never spoke to me again I never saw her again outset of walking around campus when she avoided being. So if you're ever a local hospital the doctors attractive with tattooed colored bears ran arrest teller I'm sorry I love the show that the coal in the day. A first date with what later became my second wife we had a bag of my placed watch a movie. This is before Netflix we're watching a dvd I think gala made it through the opening credits of O brother where art now. Before he started doing our thing given as our first date I did what I could do to bring my a game. A few hours into there and she's on her third what NASA and other tomorrow you really are easy. A luckily it only took her a couple of seconds before she realized I was referencing our earlier conversation about how are. Ability to have multiple fun there's no way I mean who asked not that she was easing. Hello gentlemen a number of years back guy I know is having some medical problems on Wednesday before Easter he went to the doctor for tests when I saw later that day assets out. He's not gonna die yet. It was in a joking way and I understand the relationship we had Saturday you into the hospital had a stroke and passed away. Call it guy was my dad are you brought right Pete at the bush that remark. Well. My words Timmy journey aroused to anyone how until party got really drunk. Somehow millions of girls start talking crap to each other which escalated quickly to recalling her and her mom all kinds of names not knowing her mom had passed away one month before to make it worse about one year later. A real barn see just smoke and hot bartender. Could the current stance throughout your replies you really don't remember me you called me in my mom all kinds of names that party about a year ago I mean really wanna serve you and I saw you walk again. He GI insert foot and mouth thanks guys that from KJ. Working as a plumber back in Australia working on a block south blocked a septic tank and the boss tells me pull the lead find out those causing all the problems. After the crap flowed onto the owner of the house as well what was it and I replied sir you've got to stop flushing your condoms down the toilet. He turns one and says I I don't use condoms so I turn red and packed up as quick as I've ever had family in charge the guy. Oregon found on his wife was doing the dirty autumn weather weather from a Smart ass plumber so I found out two weeks later the houses on the market. To guys are talking my guys are worried about somebody being the local events that's ahead if they're broken down because they screwed up these guys are always asking for new gear so I explained to them that this is why we never Miami because they don't take care what we have. I told in the window and I your kid wraps Camaro round a tree you don't go by corvettes I completely forgot about the guy who's getting hit a telephone pole the previous year and killed his sister. I was riding with the top timeouts did you see when last month just came enough. No rate at. 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And he says I know that smiles and real work way way way late into the night thank you have recognized with a New Orleans because they're hardworking people that rights but maybe they can use this. If they're desperate and okay thank you John we appreciate it really do this week's Denver says the FCC goes something like this. Clues led the sheets the sheets are select whoever slipped the sheets is a good to cheat Slater. The way we did ten vs the FCC issue eatery that one time through then at three times fast. All right and who slit the sheets. They sheets are slit. Whoever's slit the sheets is a good sheet slit her contract who's flipped their seats the sheep they're slick. Who's slipped as she isn't good Sheikh where there are. Who swept the streets they see her flight crew slept that he did a good sheets. Letter only knows what concede defeat to slip. Whoever slipped a kid that good waves Lara. I'm pretty. All right a way to Denver isn't. If you see this my. 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