You Should Really Get That Checked Out

April 23, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

Today we made the fatal error of asking, "What was the medical emergency?"  

Things went horribly wrong pretty quickly. First caller regaled us with a lovely story of the time he broke his PENIS. It was fascinating and terrifying all at once. It was hard to listen too, but you kept wanting to hear more.  

Ah, but that wasn't the worst of it.  

The 'worst' of it was the moment that everyone felt compelled to share pictures of their wounds and maladies. We debated including some of those pictures here...and in the end, that is precisely what we've done.  

*****DO NOT SCROLL DOWN IF YOU'RE WITH KIDS OR QUEAZY. DO SCROLL IF YOU'RE ON THE BUS AND THAT GUY NEXT TO YOU WON'T STOP READING OVER YOUR SHOULDER.*****

 

Good news for you is that we decided to NOT include the bloody ones. (We're talking to YOU, Claire!​) Instead, here's a few broken limb pictures. Enjoy?

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

 

And while you're here, grab your tickets to Pain in the Grass to join us this Summer!