Thrill's Big Brown Blog Wants to Play

July 11, 2017


Let's get to it.

Earlier today, Miles and I were enjoying our respective cigarettes outside, watching the window washers do their thing on a building across the street. The building in question is 37 stories and the window washer in question was at the very top...leaning out of the scaffold.

Miles is unabashedly scared of heights. Gets vertigo, gets queasy, all that sh*t. So, as Miles watched this window washer, he made the comment, "I'd rather lick another man's assh*le than do that."

This led me to propose a game show where contestants can either face their biggest fear (bees, snakes, spiders, drowning, fire, heights, etc.) OR t*$$ the salad of a hairy stranger for 20 seconds.  

I'd watch that game show. I don't care what you say.

I have another idea for a game show; this one is called "Evidence Room" because, well, I don't know how it works, but if you're the contestant that makes it to the "final round", you get 30 seconds to grab ANYTHING you want from a police or FBI evidence room! I'm talking cash, drugs, cars, boats, whatever. I wouldn't only watch that show, I'd do my best to be a contestant.  

Oh, don't know about you, but I'm going for the cash and the drugs. Not ALL of the drugs, but, you know, the one(s) I enjoy.  

Yeah. Now I'm day dreaming about that. Yeaaaaah...

I'm outta here.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!