Thrill's Big Brown Blog Is Purging

June 5, 2017


This is my blog. I know you know that, but I'd like to point out that the word 'blog' is not sexy. It's a terrible sounding some type of solid bodily discharge. "Sorry man, I blogged all over your bathroom." You might not know what it is exactly, but you know you're not gonna be happy to see it. 

Busy days, man. In particular, packing up the office for the approaching studio move. We kept so much SH*T! So much. Two glass guitars with our logo on it, a hot dog roller, tons of shot glasses...a mirror ball...and on and on it goes. 

However, like I said in an earlier blog, in all of this cleaning or whatever you call this, I've also uncovered some gems...specifically a trove of all the Questions' of the Day, Shots of the Day, etc.

Our very first show in Seattle...and, in fact, as The Men's Room, was on February 8, 2005...and this is the first Question we ever asked: "WOULD YOU RATHER BE DUMPED FOR A  MIDGET OR BY A MIDGET"?

I'm not entirely sure why we asked that question (as I kept no particular show 'notes' back then), but I can only imagine that it was a simple curiosity. But I don't know why. As I ask myself that question, I don't know what my answer is. 

I don't like either scenario, but which would bother me more? Sure, sure, I know, I sound like a horrible person...but (1), I can live with that and (2) I'd be embarrassed to admit either truth to friends and family.

Maybe that makes me shallow, but you know damn well you'd feel the same way. And even if that's not true, and you are resoundingly secure person, I choose not to believe you. In fact, take some time to answer the question for yourself. Let me know what you come up with. I won't judge.

OK, I'm outta here. When I return on Monday (yeah, I'm being presumptuous) the show will be national-ish. Coo.

Until then, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!