Thrill's Big Brown Blog is Intolerant

July 12, 2017


I did it to myself, so I don't wanna sound like I'm 'complaining', but that's pretty much what I'm about to do.

I'm lactose intolerant, but tolerant of my lactose intolerance. Well, it's not so much that I'm 'tolerant' of it as much as I enjoy me some mother**king dairy products.  Last night I consumed a full box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Yes, I had the munchies, but that's neither here nor there...the point is that eating a full box of cereal requires a lot of milk, and milk is the enemy of my gut.

I was farting all night. It was bad.  

Gut hurt all night and this morning, but that didn't stop me from guzzling an iced mocha this morning.  

To say that I am farting a lot is a bit of an understatement. Not to mention that my gut feels like something living inside of me is trying claw its way out. This 'something' living inside of me is made of dairy gas and smells like death.  

Maybe I need more self control? Maybe, but that's unlikely.  

OK, done complaining...for now.  

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!