NEVER Open the River Pizza!

June 26, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

 Today we asked, "What Was In the Water?" We asked because there all types of headlines lending themselves to the question:

- "Eels negatively effected by cocaine in European rivers"

- "Mussels in Puget Sound with traces of opiates"

- "Distillery spills bourbon into river, kills thousands of fish"

- "Severed Feet Found in Sneakers in Pacific Ocean"

- on and on it goes.

Anyway, a LOT of calls and comments came in, but the story I remember most was a guy fishing with his buddies in a river. At some point, a random pizza box came floating down. Seemed odd, but they decided to open it...hoping to find an uneaten pizza. 

They did not find an uneaten pizza. They found a pizza box full of human sh*t. 

I'll leave you with that.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!