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November 26, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

Happy f**king holidays and all that,

Hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving. My daughter informed me that Thanksgiving is "the worst holiday ever". Naturally, I asked why and she explained that she hates the food. I used to too....but I didn't tell her that I'm, not impressed either...  instead, I explained that the day is about giving thanks and asked if she was thankful for anything. She was and is and that was touching, but I felt VERY parent-y. It was weird.

Look, as a parent, you have to be parent-y often, but it feels different when you have to do the 'be thankful' speech. Somehow, sh*t like that is different than the day to day parenting stuff.  

I'm still in awe of being a parent. I mean, I get how it happens: "when two people love each other AND drink copious amounts of tequila...", but sometimes I'm blown away that I am responsible for the well-being of little people who don't know any better.  

That's what occurred to me over the holiday weekend. Guess I'm thankful for them...but don't tell them that.

In the meantime, this picture of me with a cookie is a cookie from Robin. I don't know why there's an "F" on it...but I think I should take it personally!

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

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